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10.
You have an entire 100 yd field to play with your yellow hanky.
9. Girls fall for men in a uniform
8. An opportunity to hang out with younger guys that are in better shape
than you are
7. When you make a decision there is unanimous, immediate agreement amongst
player, coaches, and fans
6. Where else can you wear your fashionable, vertically stripped shirt and
white pants?
5. You can get (or keep) in shape during the game by running and waving your
arms while people think you’re officiating the game
4. Due to extreme concern for your health the fans remind you on a regular
basis to seek an appointment with your optometrist
3. Power to make 22 big, husky guys stop what they’re doing by blowing your
whistle
2. Football is played under ideal weather conditions.
And the #1 reason to be a football official...
1. Excellent
pay and retirement plan.
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